According to Juan there is nothing off about bringing your ex-wife roses and her birthday and being mad that she doesn't want to go out on a date with you.
According to Juan it is perfectly acceptable to show up at your ex-wife's house at 1:30 in the morning needing her to help fix his car.
According to Juan it is also acceptable to ask to stay the night so that your ex-wife can take you to the dealers in the morning.
According to Juan it is also OK to get mad and storm off like a 3 year old when your ex-wife tells you to go home and she will help him in the morning.
According to Juan there is no problem with making a scene in front of the kids when he finds out his EX-wife is on a date.
According to Juan you should call your ex repeatedly when finding out she is on a date.
According to Juan it is normal to come over the morning after and sit outside his EX-wife's door for over an hour (while she is slowly getting ready). Only to quiz his EX-wife on the date she had the day before.
According to Juan it is fine to lock yourself in your EX-wife's room with her and go through her belongings.
According to Juan his EX-wife should still have to hold his and through everything. He doesn't have to grow up and take responsibility for his own life. (Gee isn't that a huge part of why he is divorced??WEIRD.).
According to Juan once a couple is divorced the EX-wife still belongs to the EX-husband.
According to Juan it is romantic to tell your EX-wife that her breasts are getting bigger.
According to Juan after getting a divorce, only the male should get to move on with their life..
According to Juan after a divorce is the best time to act interested in the kids lives.
WELL GUESS WHAT JUAN!!!!
According to me you need to stop being a crazy stalker!
According to me you need to ask your friends or girlfriends to help you in the middle of the night.
According to me you need to not peek down my shirt while your are locking yourself in my room with me, WITHOUT an invitation.
According to me you should only come around if you are seriously wanting to see the kids. NOT TO BUG ME!!!
According to me you need to call me only if you have a good reason and that it pertains to the kids.
According to me you need to listen for once in the 11 years I have known you...I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU!!!!
According to me you need to buy a dictionary and look up the term divorce.
According to me it is none of you business where I am or who I am with..I don't ask you....I don't really care..that is why we are DIVORCED...HELLO...
According to me you need to stop trying to manipulate me through the kids...seriously GROW UP!
ETC.etc.etc
I am so over the bullshit.....!!!!
Now ask me how I really feel!
